Der Songtext des Liedes "America Drinks & Goes Home" von Frank Zappa lautet:

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Here's a special request . . . hope you'll enjoy it!

I tried to find
How my heart
Could be so blind, dear
How could I be fooled
Just like the rest
You came on strong
With your fast car
And your class ring
Soft voice and your sad eyes
I fell for the whole thing
I don't regret
Having met
Up with a girl who
Breaks hearts like they were
Nothing at all

I've done it too
Now I know
Just what it feels like
And just like I said
There's no regrets