Der Songtext des Liedes "The Ballad of Wilhelm Fink" von Green Day lautet:

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Said that I'd meet you
At the Berkeley Marina
3 AM when no one will be found.

All I got in mind
Is a Boone's Farm jug of wine,
Smash a bottle in the parking lot.

But considering our luck,
We'll get busted by the cops.
Instead of sex, we'll go to jail.
Another lesson learned and
failed.