Der Songtext des Liedes "Well Did You Evah" von Robbie Williams lautet:
R: I have heard among this clan
You are called the forgotten man
J: Is that what they’re saying?
Well did you evah!
What a swell party this is
R: And have you heard the story of a boy, a girl,
Unrequited love?
J: Sounds like your soap opera
R: I may cry
J: Tune in tomorrow
What a swell party this is
J: What frails
What frocks
R: What broads
J: What pearls
What rocks
R: They’re bootiful
J: I’ve never seen such gaiety
R: Neither have I
J: It’s all just too, too risqué really
R: This French champagne
J: Domestic
R + J: So good for the brain
R: That’s what I was gonna say
J: You know you’re a brilliant fellow?
R: Why thank you
J: Pick it up, Jack
Oh please don’t eat the glass, my friend
Have you heard about dear Blanche?
Got run down by an avalanche
R: No!
J: Oh, don’t worry, she’s a game girl you know
Got up and finished 4th
R: The kid’s got guts
J: Havin’ a nice time?
Grab a line